MPS won't let kids learn to swim

 After receiving an email from MPS that I should call The Office of School Administration, I sent this email:

Hello,

Your Director of Procurement and Risk Management directed me to direct my
concerns to your office. Please direct the article to the appropriate 
director and direct the change today.

http://satisfamily.com/recreation/kids/195-school-policies-that-could-kill-your-kid

Let's get this changed by Friday afternoon.